Tumblr version of Not Another Aiden. This tends to be more personal and less trans-related than the blog. Expect Harry Potter, Glee, and whatever else I find interesting.
and then everything gets super worse when kurt tries to comfort blaine with sex but ends up getting cum in blaine’s good eye so he’s forced to wear two eye patches
but then things get way, way better when they discover the fantastic phenomenon of blaine’s other senses heightening in response
I’d rather get a slushie filled with razor blades AND rat poison in my eye than semen. Shit burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnns, yo. It makes me wonder how I can swallow it, and suffer no ill effects—get it in my eye? SHIT, I’M BLIND. BLIND! GET THE EYE WASH! CALL THE PARAMEDICS? HAS MY EYE ACTUALLY MELTED OFF? CHECK, WILL YOU? OW!”
“You ever get cum in your eye, Gabriel? It buuuuuuuuuuuuuuurns!”
I have such a love-hate relationship with this movie. It’s adorable and omg I love Todd, but…it basically taught me that segregation is the way to go because otherwise you end up not being able to stay friends anyway. Gee, thanks Disney.
(via writeoutoflove)
Yeah, I got a all super PINK invite to a baby shower from a formally progressive person who shalt not be named. Also, the adult around me introduced me some of the things liberals tell kids and it actually put me off from “sj” ideas
Ugh, what is with the pink? I don’t mind it, have a bunch of clothes in it actually, but the idea that if you’re having a vaginally-endowed baby everything must be pale pink is just irritating. After a while it just seems like you’re drowning in a bottle of Pepto-bismol or something.
Are we sure she didn’t give birth in a Stepford hospital?
I seriously wonder. If it weren’t for the fact that a bunch of my other friends have had similar transformations I’d think she had a bad reaction to the epidural or something. It’s just kind of ridiculous. I get suddenly figuring out what’s important to you when you realise you have this tiny human life to shape, but you’d think there’d be a line.
Just wondering but why do people act so strangely when they have children?
I’ve found it creates an odd shift in values. Half of my friends have gone more liberal in the “I refuse to teach my children to hate” vein and the other half have suddenly become deeply conservative/religious as a “I must teach them morality” thing. It’s strange. And I don’t like it. My bad ass, sex positive, empowered girl friend is now talking about how women should be careful not to dress provocatively in the workplace because it makes men uncomfortable. It’s like her brain was swapped out when the embryo implanted or something.
Oh my god why are all my Christian friends suddenly going conservative on me?
For stoney321’s “Where There’s Smoke” (dangerously addictive source material here!)
(Heartwolf and iloveweasleys, this is entirely your fault.)
Oh. Okay.
So I have a hard time imagining firefighter!Blaine, but when I do I totally picture him rescuing kittens. Screw fires, he takes kittens out of trees.
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The Big Bang Theory | S05E14 The Beta Test Initiation
Fact: According to writer Bill Prady, Amy Farrah Fowler doesn’t normally watch Doctor Who, which is why she referred to him as “Doctor Who” instead of “the Doctor”.
I’m shocked Sheldon didn’t correct her though. Are we sure the writers just forgot his name is The doctor?
Practical answer: The original mistake was a way to allow people who’ve heard of the show, but aren’t really fans to understand the reference. The lack of correction is because it would’ve disrupted the timing of the funny.
Fan answer: …I have none. Why the hell didn’t Sheldon correct her?
What is this “less than bright” thing? Nothing wrong with a nice peanut butter snack.
Pretty sure seven times the recommended serving in one sitting is a bit much for anyone. I feel like I should eat nothing but steamed vegetables for the rest of the day to make up for it.
…Note to self: go back to pre-portioning everything. Otherwise you do less than bright things like eat half a jar of peanut butter with a spoon.
