Not Another Aiden

bespectacledcolfer:

sleepinnude:

devonwood:

and then everything gets super worse when kurt tries to comfort blaine with sex but ends up getting cum in blaine’s good eye so he’s forced to wear two eye patches

but then things get way, way better when they discover the fantastic phenomenon of blaine’s other senses heightening in response

I’d rather get a slushie filled with razor blades AND rat poison in my eye than semen. Shit burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnns, yo. It makes me wonder how I can swallow it, and suffer no ill effects—get it in my eye? SHIT, I’M BLIND. BLIND! GET THE EYE WASH! CALL THE PARAMEDICS? HAS MY EYE ACTUALLY MELTED OFF? CHECK, WILL YOU? OW!”

“You ever get cum in your eye, Gabriel?  It buuuuuuuuuuuuuuurns!”